cherry garcia break

When you pause in the middle of sex to go snack on some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream. The maneuver is often announced with an emphatic "Cherry Garcia Break !"
Freddo: "Did you end up piping that cute girl last night?"
Jimmo: "Yeah bro, but I got a little hungry halfway through so I stopped to eat some cherry garcia"
Freddo: "Cherry Garcia Break !"
by asapcoccy January 14, 2022
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MICHAEL GARCIA

One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.
I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA
by Heyyyyyyyyo January 24, 2019
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Jonathan Garcia

A pervert with no life who will never lose his virginity
Jonathan Garcia is an absolute loser
by I fucked yo granny April 23, 2022
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David J. Garcia

A pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad attitude and a taste for psychotic women. Makes all of his money primarily off of (Scary) stories where everybody dies. Likes to call himself DJ occasionally.
A popular phrase used for David J. Garcia: Looks like you pulled a Deej!
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.
by BlackRose69 May 14, 2013
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elisa garcia mead

Elisa went the wrong way when going home, you could say she’s directionally challenged
by Granddaddypurp October 08, 2020
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juan carlos garcia

The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.
Lady: I think he is the one.
Friend: Must be Juan Carlos Garcia
by Quick711 December 03, 2016
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andres garcia-ruiz

The nicest, smartest, funniest guy in eight grade. You will fall in love with him instantly.
by moo im a cow December 17, 2015
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