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tele-fuckoff

1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
by Dr. Harry Boltzac March 16, 2016
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Moring Fuckon

What a dyslexic person calls a moron.
My English teacher is such a Moring Fuckon for flunking me!
by Quentin Tarentino June 7, 2020
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fuck-foot fuckoid

An expression or exclamation of amazement.

May also be used as an expression of frustration, depending on cadence.
Holy fuck-foot fuckoid!
by texfink July 25, 2011
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fucko

Used as an adjective that describes a person who is an inconsiderate, stupid jerk.
Zimmerman is signing autographs at the gunshow the people in line are a bunch of sick fuckos!
by cramy April 4, 2014
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Fuckass

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much and don't want to have a bratty child who asks dumb questions.
Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
by ElChicaMokeFace November 30, 2011
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fuckass mcshit

a dumbass fuckass boy that pays you no mind unless you got a body . the fuckass mcshit population has grown overtime since the graduating class of 2020 became knowledgeable. in order to end the fuckass mcshit trend , call them a fuckass mcshit .
girl #1 : heyy
guy #1 : can i touch it ?
girl #1 : you’re a lil fuckass mcshit arent youuu ?
by ct.bianca August 14, 2019
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Fucko

by STONE_COLD_KILLER December 4, 2003
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