fucktardedness

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)

I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010

fuckity fucking fucker

A sentence enhancing exclamation commonly used in a situation where the speaker is in great pain, or in displeasure. Also used in a rap once by my cousin when we we were bored and got tired of looking at porn.

AHHH YOU FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKER.... WHY DID YOU SLAP ME!?!

I said a fuckity fucking fucker came up to me...
He said I fucking fucked his girl and he wanted to see...
How many times he could punch me in the face...
Until my brain was out in space

YAY
:) ( . Y . ) HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

by Porn-a-holic March 15, 2004

FUCKtabulous

FUCKtabulous is like fantabulous but better.

Your so excited, its like you HAVE to add a cuss word to it!
its...its...FUCKtabulous!

I love these shoes! They are FUCktabulous!!!
=D

by KaylaKakes July 2, 2009

Fuckitts

1) A counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) When you are too drunk and horny for your own good.

1) Employer ", Hey Bill, are you going to start working? It's fifteen minutes past break time."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.

2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."

by hazzel January 11, 2014

Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

FUCKTARD

Fucktard. Someone who is so Damn dumb that Fucking Retarted doesn't fit cuz the PHYSICALLY Challenged People would of said W.T.F.

What a Fucktard, He Actually Stole a Cop Car.

by Nhoj Ahsut December 23, 2016

fucivo

a word that can be substituted for fuck in case one is feeling adventurous

oh fucivo, i didn't mean to do that

by the gift giver June 25, 2019