Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.

David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.

by Undercover fish August 03, 2011

Friendship titty

Some level of personal or intimate detail about your life that satisfies a co-worker's desire for some connection with you (but you've remained aloof for several months).

Ugh, I don't want to share my personal life with my co-workers, but I finally gave in and showed some friendship titty.

by maponymouse April 11, 2017

Power of Friendship

The most bullshit plot device in most media. Somehow give the protagonist a boost of power to defeat the antagonist.

Hero: By the power of friendship, I overcome great evil!
Villain: Wtf is he on?

by Shitposter31 January 22, 2023

Friendship System

Where you have a particular form of greeting with each idividual friend.

These may be anything from a handshake(1), to a sound effect(2), or just a pj(3).

(1)
You: hey!
Friend: hey!
*handshakes*
Bystanders: Oh cool hanshake!

(2)
You: hey! *bthrumms*
Another Friend: *brthumms & and giggles*
Bystanders: Oh ahaha funny sound effects!

(3)
You: ICEE CREEAAM MAANS COMMINGG!
Yet Another Friend: MUMMAY! ICEE CREAMM MAAN!
Bystanders: ?

NOTE: Friendship Systems are associated with egg-uberant people only.

by natalie sthoup August 06, 2010

Closed Friendship

that uncomfortable place in a developing relationship where it would be awkward for either person to see other people but the two are not yet a couple

Girl, get off that, you're in a closed friendship with him; stop banging his bestie.

by fuckwanandesuka September 25, 2010

Friendship

Watching the same porn together

Me and Cesar have a good friendship

by Cluis6714 April 16, 2017

Friendship

Something I don't and have never had with whores who fuck mongoloids or sympathizers.

Friendship? That never happened. Why would anyone be friends with you? What do you have to offer (as a whore) other than sex and if you're only offering it to cripples; what good are you to me?

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020