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forum troll

A forum troll is someone who actively watches a forum. Not to be confused with a lurker, or just a forum frequenter, the troll annoys, pesters, and generally insults any thread they open.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."

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-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
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Forum Addict

These people originate on the Eastern coast of the USA. Often these individuals visit internet forums and post statements that make no sense and are of no relevance to the topic that is being discussed.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.
Quentin7234: Why did that guy just post on the forum that his dog doesn't eat sugar free biscuits, when this forum is about Battlefield 2?
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.
by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006
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Open Forum

A discussion between friends, usually close friends whereby their inner most darkest secrets are revealed.
Jimmy: "Where is the strangest place you have jacked off?"

Joel: "I once spanked it in the bath dude."

Jimmy: "Oi, that's pretty disgusting bro."

Joel: "What? I thought this was an Open Forum."
by Joelus November 8, 2008
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formspam

The result of a person posting multiple messages on another person's formspring account.
Sounds like a case of the formspam...
by emilysnap June 9, 2010
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forumate

(Computer Science) to spend copious quantities of time religiously reading and replying to posts on online bulletin boards (forums).
Nick forumated for most of the night.
by SwingKing March 31, 2003
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Forum Sniper

A person who responds to your forum post faster than the refresh of your monitor making it virtually impossible for you to correct yourself without looking like a complete jack-ass
1 This video is awesome!

2 Got a direct link to it?

3 Just click on the video.. jeeez (BOOM HEADSHOT!)

2 I can't "see" the video I am at work and they block youtube. Just wanted to save it for when I get home to watch it.

2 PS: I posted this before I saw the link posted......

4 You just got forum snipered
by Carbonboy April 9, 2010
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forumlord

An avid forum user who patrols forums on a regular basis, abiding and enforcing rules onto other people. The forumlord uses proper grammar, punctuation, unnecessary adjectives and subtle insults to portray himself as superior to others.
"This belongs in the hentai section, please do not post it under general. If this occurs in the future your account will be swiftly terminated. Please read the rules and post your threads accordingly, if possible. If you need assistance with understanding rules feel free to PM a moderator. Thank you"

"damn bro stop bein a forumlord i was just havin fun u beta nerd"
by sexparry July 1, 2017
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