flabalabalou

chubby fat kid with no life

you are a flabalabalou

by falabalabalou April 9, 2015

Flabalanche

What falls out of your T-shirt when you are pulling your hoodie over your head...

She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.

by BorderlineBarbie June 18, 2016

flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

Flabalancen

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017

flabatado

I way to say "Shut the F*** Up" with out having to use profanity.

Herman: *Says Something Really Annoying*
Sarmini: Herman Flabatado...

by Flabatado May 9, 2017

flubbard

A mistake, an annoying person that won't leave you alone, someone that has no friends,

Stop it you flubbard!

by Giddyguoldy August 24, 2017

Flubbercunt

A big fat cunt that has flaps that hang down more than 2 inches.

Daniel: Oh darlin’, you have a nice flubbercunt!
Sharkesha: Aww, thank you kindly!

by efishies15 January 25, 2019