acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."

by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008

Garbage Floater

A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom

Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.

Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.

Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.

Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.

by Jay Rip March 31, 2009

door floater

A dominican and nothing else. They are called this because they come to The United States of America by floating on doors....

The bitch from the titanic was a dominican and thats the only way she was able to float on tha wooden door so that is why it is a racist term and it is used as "Your a fuckin door floater."

by Chris Perez(yes bitch im puerto rican) June 21, 2007

a floater

The Act of getting an erection while wearing sweatpants in public.

He was standing in the check-out line behind some hot chick when all of the sudden he noticed he had a floater goin' on.

by landshark November 30, 2006

Flootershy

When your anus is too scared to take a poop. A take off of a German slang.

Bob: Some guy was in the stall next to me, I was total Flootershy
Jan: OMG I know, I get flootershy whenever i'm in school.

by Babyblaxs September 15, 2012

floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004