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Egg. Fist. Smash.

When an egg is thrusted into a woman's vagina, and then while the egg is still stuck up inside the woman's vagina, she is then punched, or stomped, in the ovaries in a fashion that causes the egg to break inside of the woman.
"I can't believe you just performed Egg. Fist. Smash. on that bitch!"
by notinthecards January 7, 2012
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Double Fist Pump Jump

A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero

Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia

Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump

@bwarner @30PercentHero
Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.
by @30PercentHero October 30, 2010
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sis fist

the equivalent of a 'bro fist' but between two girls that are so close theyre like sisters, often done by girls who aren't prissy but rather 'hardcore, gangster, punk girls' etc.
'sup girly'
(insert sis fist)
'not much you?'
by techsupporte November 8, 2011
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rectal fist fucking

Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links


Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.

Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.

Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.

PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)
by Finesilver January 19, 2005
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Bitch Fist

An insult along the same lines of asshole, dickhead, fuckhead, etc.
Yo bitch fist. Just call me Darth Balls... Bong!
by Agent Buckwald July 30, 2004
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love fist

Rockstar North's personal '80's rock band in Grand Theft Auto Vice City.
"Love Fist are in town...Love Fist is in town...whatever, I flunked school 'cuz I'm hardcore."
by Mandy October 1, 2003
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Chunky Fister

When you fist someone anally and pull back your hand to find it covered in dodo
"Dude I just gave that biatch a chunky fister"
by Satanicus Lucifarus Ex Mortis February 8, 2009
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