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The Bent Flamingo

The art of bending your cock back underneath your gooch and sticking it right inside your own butt hole, this is done whilst standing on one leg
That Ben Holleron is a strange cat, his mom once walked in on him doing The Bent Flamingo, he cum up himself and it all ran down his standing leg !!!
by The Purple Helmet February 11, 2022
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flamingo

Let's start with classifing the Giant Flamingo. These half human, half flamingo beasts are all over the place, and you could NEVER know!!! Yet they are incredibly easy to spot. Here are the characteristics of one.

1.) GIANT NOSE! This is the first thing you will come across on.
2.) Black or brown hair that falls nearly eye-level to shoulders Rarely is it past their shoulders.
3.) Extremely tight jeans. These animals naturally have thin legs, but the tightness of their jeans makes them even more thin.
4.) Youth Small t-shirts. Usually are band t-shirts, but can be also a shirt the animal wore when he was younger.
5.) These animals are ALWAYS male. How they reproduce is from female humans. And in every one-in-a-thousands births, two regular humans can produce a Giant Flamingo. Some Giant Flamingos may have regular children with their mates, but that child is at a risk to reproducing another flamingo.
6.) Sometimes these animals like to show off their skillz. This includes skateboarding and BMXing.
7.) These animals are mean and rude. Occasionally, if you get on their good side, they will be nice.
"OH MY GOD!! Becca, look! IT'S A FLAMINGO!"
by daybreakgonesXe September 13, 2007
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Pink Flamingo

the act of performing oral sex on one leg for a significant length of time, to the point where the mouth and lips of the giver are numb and pink in color
Lorrie gave some great one legged head for over 45 minutes, man was she ever a pink flamingo.
by tigert May 27, 2012
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Flying Pink Flamingo

When a woman with a rather large clitoris has anal sex with another woman, using said clitoris.
Bob:I can't believe Anita Flying Pink Flamingoed Jen!
Tom:I know, Anita is so small but her clitoris is SO BIG!
Eric: It's like fuckin Sputnik!
by Eman & T-Dizzle May 17, 2006
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Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.
by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021
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Flamingo sex position

When a lady is doing the vertical splits during intercourse
Me and Rebecca really tried her flexibility out last night during the flamingo sex position her legs were so flexed apart
by It’s legitimate October 20, 2020
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Injured Flamingo

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.
by Huff dawg January 20, 2009
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