Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Five Finger Discount

An all black person metal band

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"

by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019

Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

five finger wonder

when all five fingers are inserted into the coochie open palm style

“dude did you hear ruby got five finger wondered at her besties house”

“damnn that’s crazyyy”

by isabel06 December 31, 2023

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025