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fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.
"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."
by Taimaishu May 24, 2004
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fagternity

used to replace the term fraternity so as to explain what they are truly about
the kappa sigs are the biggest fagternity on campus
by tyler March 9, 2005
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Tub Farter

A person, male or female, typically a teen who farts in a bath tub full of water and pops the bubbles to smell the water filtered fart.
Tom farts in the tub then smells it!
sally is a tub farter.
by chris50M January 12, 2006
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Fatterooba

Fatterooba

A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.

Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
Fatterooba got a stocking of coal for Christmas for raping an 18 year old.
by ChloeV124 December 16, 2016
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Fapternoon

To enjoy an afternoon of masturbating (fapping).
All my roommates are gone today, I'm gonna have myself a nice fapternoon alone.
by Purtluom June 28, 2012
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Fantesticular

Cancer of the testicles that has been self inflicted in order to receive a medicinal marijuana card.
South park, season 14 episode 3 was fantesticular
by King Larson the Magnificent April 22, 2013
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fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.
A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.
by pooploop00 June 17, 2013
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