EPIC FAILURE

When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.
by J-Patriot July 18, 2022
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failure cock

Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his most well known amazing achievements was creating the band and writing the music for the first all girl rock 'n' roll band known as "The Runaways".
Kim who was also thier manager co-wrote, the legendary song, "Cherry Bomb", with Joan Jett of whom he discovered as well as Lita Ford, both teenage girls were band members which he conceived and was turned into a major motion picture released by Sony pictures starring, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart the film is titled "The Runaways"; his/Kim Fowley's character was portrayed by Academy award nominated actor, Michael Shannon. "The Runaways", began in 1975. Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention"
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry.
Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his Fowleyisms Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention while hustling money from a trusting girl". KIM FOWLEY's term of which he coined in the early 70s was and still often used to simply tell A man/guy/boy, of which lacks any male beauty or lack of dignity and addition the term addresses , a repulsive and extremely unattractive man as, "Failure Cock".
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry. Also in addition the term - failure cock, Kim often used to describe an "enemy" Kim often used his catchy term to describe a "enemy" or compulsive sociopathic liar such as Jackie Fuchs
by Queenofhollywood October 8, 2016
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Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.
Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!
by strongfan June 19, 2008
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failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.
After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.
by Anonymous Poop Tipster August 3, 2008
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ding of failure

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.
you hear that? it's the ding of failure!
by charlenex March 23, 2008
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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
by mattmartigan September 23, 2011
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Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.
by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010
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