Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.

Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.

Dna facepaint by ShattaA October 13, 2017

szent facepalm 

when you want to die but someone revives you instead

that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm

szent facepalm by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018

Dodgy facepaint 

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face

That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint

Dodgy facepaint by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

Norwegian facepaint 

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

Norwegian facepaint by Facepant March 23, 2024

Hoosier Facepalm

The act of sprinting and jumping towards a person to "facepalm" your balls on their forehead

I just gave Justin an insane Hoosier facepalm a few days ago.

Hoosier Facepalm by Gerbertism May 16, 2026