freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.

With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.

by carlitodesign June 12, 2011

freeloker

Somebody who is both a freegan and a locavore. While not all locavores are freegans and not all freegans are locavores, this special individual is both and thus eats only the food in dumpsters that was locally sourced.

"Why isn't that strange freegan girl eating the nasty old banana I threw in the dumpster? Isn't she hungry? She looks so sick and frail."
"Because she's a freeloker, don't grow bananas 'round here."

by Lonnie Waterloo October 30, 2013

freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them

My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them

by team anal May 9, 2014

freeky zekey

Member of the Harlem based rap group The Diplomats aka Dipset.He is a rapper,comedian and businessman .

Freeky Zekey got that two for five purple tops; what you need what you need .

by KING SANTO DOMINGO December 23, 2016

Freel

A legend. A icon. A mogul. Some say he's a myth, only talked about in fairy tales. Others believe he is real, claiming they saw him riding on a golf cart across their school campus. What is known of him is his strict following of the STATE LAW.

Boy: Yo dude, I swear I saw Freel in my dreams!

Boy 2: Really? Was XO Cart Llif3 playing?

Boy: Fuck yeah bro, STATE LAW!

by Penisslayer39736888 May 29, 2017

freeloader to parties

When you use your mates to get into parties because you don't get invited yourself

Man, I'm not sure if I want to go to the party because I'm known as a freeloader to parties.

by Party Freeloader July 26, 2017

freeloader steve

A friend of a friend who asks for a significant favor, such as getting bailed out of Mexico, and then disappears when he is asked to re-compensate the person for the favor.

Yo! I drove down to the Baja to get Steve's ass out of trouble. Now he's trying to avoid paying me cause he says it was a vacation trip! Damn, why didn't you warn me this cat was a freeloader steve?

by Chedwardo June 19, 2018