Surewood Forest

A nice hairy vagina that is sure to get you sporting wood provided you like a nice bearded clam.

I got a look at that hoe's surewood forest and I was all up in dat shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 22, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

floch forster

king of paradise

floch forster is my king

by king floch March 20, 2022

felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.

Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.

by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007

Forest Fist

While hooking up with a girl in the woods, you stick your whole fist into her asshole.

Danny: Hey Tara, you wanna go and make out in the woods?

Tara: Yes!!! but only if we can do a Forest Fist because I already used my toothbrush.

by Shugah Nipz November 28, 2009

fooster

to dawdle, waste time with mindless tasks
probably comes from Ireland
a person who foosters is a foosterer

She is always late because she foosters around while getting ready.

by momlemu October 12, 2004