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i'm holding it for a friend

I am most certainly not holding it for a friend.
Johnny what is this newly purchased carton of Marlboro's doing in your sock drawer?

It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!
by Simone! June 18, 2011
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Tap it for stats

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.
Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats
by unwritten law March 19, 2004
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Do it for the vine

"Yo bro let's jump off this cliff"
"I'mma dO iT fOr The VinEeEeEeEEEeee..."
by apolloscock November 16, 2019
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I loosened it for you

What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.
Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."

Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010
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am just keeping it for a mate

when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.

male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .

mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
by The Hairless Yeti October 2, 2016
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Do It For The Lols

When the negative effects of ones actions obviously outweigh the positive, but one follows through with it "For the Lols."

Saying, "Do It For The Lols," can also be used as an incentive to encourage a friend to do something they regularly wouldn't.
Person A: Dude, last night I was out of shaving cream, but I shaved my balls anyway.

Person B: Why in hell would you do that?

Person A: I Do It For The Lols.
by NastyGingerKid January 20, 2011
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do it for darrell

Darrell is a gay cunt. If you are going to do something and someone says 'do it for darrell' and you proceed to do it, then you do it for darrell (a gay cunt)
'Hey, I'm gonna kick the ball!'
'Do it for Darrell!'
*kicks ball*
HAHA, YOU GAY AF!!!
by Daddy 8======D August 7, 2018
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