potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

Dark fated love

fated lovers who have a dark history due to their parents having killed someone in the others family

the woman found out that she had a dark fated love after finding out her lovers father was responsible for her mother's death

by Sifer94 September 2, 2018

Lying Farter

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

cum farter

The receiver in a homosexual relationship.

My new co worker, is a cum farter!

by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021

Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.

Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte”

by Kale07 January 12, 2022