Fagosaurus

A real jewbag that wont ever go to Hartford

Dont worry Adam, you don't have to go to Hartford. Stay home and be a fagosaurus.

by Jonathon Jacobson November 10, 2008

fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.

Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015

fapoffsturbate

To touch oneself in a manner that produces a "fapping" sound often resulting in wasted kleenex and dick cheese. Due to lacking alternatives, it's popularity has constantly risen since women were given rights.

John: Hey Joe, seeing as you're a pathetic loser who can't seem to get a girl, would it be a stretch to say that you fapoffsturbate whilst self-inducing asphyxiation to help yourself fall asleep at night?

Joe: ... huh...?

John: Oh, I'm simply implying that you have a lot of time on your hands.

by j1zZ January 3, 2011

Faps

Faps is word used to describe someone who is petty, picky, or homosexual. Faps is commonly mistaken for the acronym F.A.P.S.

"George, stop getting on my nerves. You are such a faps."

by James W. Ricardo December 14, 2007

Fadoso

Alternate definition for bitch.

Nate is such a fadoso.

by ElmozBox December 3, 2009

Fapskank

A chronic masterbator.

"That chick is such a fapskank."

by Ayayachan January 23, 2010

Fagosaurus

An extreme faggot. Usually goes under cover by the name Ryan.

Wow you can tell he is a fagosaurus.

by anonymous0908 September 7, 2016