Eyon

Eyon is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He lives to be a happy boy and help anyone and everyone, however hes rather clueless. He is also incredibly sexy. ;)

"Eyon was such a great help getting me this rope yesterday" Said Sarah as she hung herself.

by Elliot Something Something etc February 14, 2019

eston

a suicidal fag who hates life and failed a commiting suicide at least 5 times

Look at that fag, he must be Eston

by the last username December 9, 2021

misivta of eatontown

A yeshiva (high school) for boys with magic powers where they can learn to control them it’s also a place where unloved girls with daddy issues seek approval from the students of M.O.E. Over all a magical place

Skank: hey I hooked up with a hot guy from misivta of eatontown.
Skanks friend: oh well now your a whore

by Meat ur mom September 20, 2021

Dorris Eaton

A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you

Dorris Eaton

by windowjumper December 13, 2021

Elton castee

Elton Castee is a famous American Viner and YouTuber, best known for his YouTube Channel, TFIL. The channel was started in 2011 with the intention of posting the videos of his epic road trip with his friends and was also living with Corey scherer, jake Webber , Sam golbach Colby brock, Aaron doh.

Elton castee is an YouTuber

by Traphouse.fan January 4, 2021

Mr. Eaton

A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass

Person 1: "How do I look today?"

Person 2: "You look like a Mr. Eaton."

by Dynamic Douchebag June 1, 2018

eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.

1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service

by dickw44sh March 6, 2013