calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

Eaten Clean

1. Eating a woman's pussy until she can no longer produce female lubricant.

She made me stop pleasuring her after she was Eaten Clean .

by the2ndflood December 10, 2007

double entendre

lit. from the French meaning 'double meaning.' a phrase or saying that has another connotation apart from the literal, almost always sexual in nature. A staple of the British 'carry on' series of films of thr 1960s and 70s, and the most excellent 'Bottom' TV show of the early 90s on the BBC

Eddie: Hang on, hang on hang on hang on. I've got your real present here.
Richie: It's a piece of paper. It is a small piece of paper.
Eddie: Read it.
Richie: "Madame Swish, three-thirty." Oh! Eddie! You haven't? Oh, what a pal you are. "Madame Swish". Ooh-err! Hohh, God, at last I'm really going to do it. And on my birthday as well! Ohhhggh, I wonder what she's like?
Eddie: She's a dead cert mate, a real stayer.
Richie:Really?
Eddie:Yeah, she'll come first.
Richie: What, before me? Good grief, that's quick. So she'll think I'm
great! Oh, what a pal you are! And it's all paid for?
Eddie: Um, not exactly, I need a tenner.
Richie: A tenner. Right. That's quite cheap, isn't it?
Eddie: Er, well, no, in that case it's a tenner each way.
Richie: Well, how many ways are there?
Eddie: Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you?
Richie: Well how many people are going to be there?
Eddie: Well, a few thousand.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Well it's Kempton.
Richie:Kempton? I can't get down to Kempton by three-thirty!
Eddie: You don't have to mate, it'll be on the telly!
Richie: They're going to televise it? Well what if my auntie's watching?
Eddie: Well what's illegal about betting on a horse?
Richie: A horse?
Eddie: Yeah.
Richie: Madame Swish is, is, is a horse?
Eddie: Yeah! Well what did you think it was?
Richie: Oh no, nothing, nothing. Just checking.
Eddie:I have given you a red hot tip.
Richie: (looks at his crotch) I know, and there's nothing I can do about it now, is there!

by Mike Read April 17, 2004

Entendu101

A legendary RuneScape Player, one of the best f2p (free) players of the game. Currently part of Rune Raiders, a top 15 clan in RuneScape. He will be F2p until RS wont let him anymore

Taytay69187: "Wow, i got owned in the wild!"
Schlak182: "Must've been Entendu101 again!"
Taytay69187: "Hes so cool"

by Entendu101 September 7, 2008

extended stay

Expression used to referrence a person that spends a lot of time giving head.

That Hungryman had such an extended stay that he ended up with a case of bungtongue and tacochin.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

penis extension

n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.

Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.

by Carl Willis July 26, 2004

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015