Southern Engineer

surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence

NASA

He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.

by rocketnerd November 12, 2011

Sex Engineer

A person who creates new and interesting ways to have sex

Boy: "So I invented a 360º sex combo"
Girl: "So you're like a Sex Engineer?"

by Mac Soul January 9, 2012

Petroleum Engineer

The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo

Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.

by PETROENGG July 28, 2011

afro-engineer

A somewhat more polite way of saying nigger rig.

I couldn't afford to patch the wall, so we had to afro-engineer it with Duck Tape and white out.

by Logan G April 6, 2006

Biomedical Engineer

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.

"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."

by nippon September 18, 2006

sanitary engineer

A garbage man/waste collector.

Sanitary engineer sounds better than what it is ain't it?

by BDdd December 27, 2007

sexual engineer

someone who creates new ways to bone

My bitch and I did some sexual engineering last night.

by ass boi July 27, 2016