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ejaculatte 

The incident invoked by putting your latte down on the counter to reach for condiments. In doing so, gravity combined with the sheer amount of milk foam reacts in such a way as to send a plume of foam out the small hole in the top.
Starbucks patron #1: "Ew, what the hell is that on your shirt?"
Starbucks patron #2: "Fuck, I know! My machiatto totally ejaculatte'd all over me!"
ejaculatte by tanzfieber November 6, 2007

premature ejaculation 

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

Ejaculation 

Cumming. If you are ejaculating you are cumming.
Im ejaculating in your pussy. (Im cumming in your pussy). Ejaculation.
Ejaculation by Morgz Hater October 30, 2020

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating
"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"
fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005

Defi-jaculate 

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003

uber-ejaculation 

An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces.
After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.