@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.
EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit
by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
Get the Eastern-Sailormug. Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.
Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.
Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?
Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.
Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?
Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025
Get the Eastern Oregonmug. by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020
Get the eastern snot blocmug. A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
Get the Middle Eastern BlowJobmug. When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"
by B. Just B. August 6, 2025
Get the Eastern Seaboardmug. 120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.
Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
by Omskmapping July 7, 2022
Get the Eastern Washingtonmug. There are four steps
Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels
Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels
Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
Get the Middle Eastern Gun Trainingmug.