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ewans dad

dad left didn't want a gay cunt as a son
hi I'm Ewans dad i left cause i didn't want a gay cunt as a son
by fuck LGBTQQIP2SAA March 14, 2022
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EwanDoggie

An excellent kid YouTuber with many friends eg. New Good Windows Boy, sentient, Finn gaming, Michealyeah4 YouTube, etc. He makes memes, Gumball videos, Gumball reactions, etc. He types "Like This". Whoever hates him is a Dream stan.
EwanDoggie is a c h a d.
by Cosmic psycho June 24, 2022
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EWang

(noun) a nickname for a person who names himself as "Swaggy", which is the exact opposite of what they are. They think they have the entire school at their fingertips while in reality most people have given up on trying to tell them the reality because they often deny the real truth. Because they are so egoistic, they think they can do anything (including stealing people's stuff) and "conversing" with their friends. When faced with a challenge they have no chance at (since they are unsuccessful at practically everything), they come up with an excuse (such as being challenged to a 1v1 and pretending the game crashed when they are about to lose) and distract the person with random stuff that makes no sense such as repeatedly playing Fetty Wap's Trap Queen. In essence, they are self-centered, pretentious, drama queens.
When EWang was about to lose his Pokemon game, he closed the game and made a big fuss about how his new computer was terrible and needed to be fixed.
by DarkPrelateMohandar May 10, 2016
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Ewanated

A great love for pictures of kittens.
OMG im so ewanated
by stevemclol91 March 10, 2010
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ewang

a persons digital penis size
often refering to storage or processor speed
"i have a bigger ewang then you"
by BeStRaFe October 8, 2005
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Ewank

A man who loves only money. Often has tonsillitis and spends the time frequently masterbating
that ewank fuckin spunked on that girl over there
by Coonmumcher 123 February 6, 2019
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Ewansesh

Questionable music and homemade pizza, that's a ewansesh mate.
by Robzombieposter February 22, 2020
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