Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
Have you seen Evan lately?
Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.
It was that bad?
I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.
It was that bad?
I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
by Jetta Hater July 5, 2010
Get the Evanmug. 
The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.
by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is the most funny, cute, annoying boy you will ever meet. He is always there for the person he has a crush on and can always make you laugh. Evan is known for his humor and charming smile. If you know a Evan love them with all of your heart because if you loose your Evan you might never get them back.
by PepperAcheeseVboatEfroggyRdogY March 17, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a extremely funny person and if he has the chance to make you laugh he'd do it with no sweat, overall evans are very bold and sometimes awkward.If you have a Evan with as your friend or boyfriend, Your one lucky duck
"Look at Evan!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"
"I know hes so funny & Cute :)"
"I would do anything to be his gf!"
"Lucky (Insert name)!"
by 1Justasimp1 February 22, 2022
Get the Evanmug.