Eliza usually has a crush on someone either named Grayson, Neil, Haddon, or Anders. She loves all of them equally but prefers Haddon to walk on her back. She loves guys with giant asses and plays tennis. She has a secret crush on Alex for his Youtube Channel and his insane muscles. Her best friend Kaitlyn is very jealous of her crushes and likes them as well. She sucks ass at basketball and even a band kid could beat her.
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