Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022
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/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
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Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.
Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2017
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When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake
Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake
by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
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Dropped the fuck off

When you are enjoying something thoroughly and it stops suddenly for no apparent reason.
I wish I had taken the Spiderman acid instead of that other stuff. It only lasted a few hours before it dropped the fuck off.
by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018
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