driftwood

a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere

Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!

by Slick Nick October 13, 2005

drifter

a person who intenionally breaks rear tire traction while cornering, usually following the racing line. This is someone who drifts, see drifting

Wow, look at that drifter in that DB9!

by GTP_TunerFocus July 28, 2010

driathlete

Someone who spends lots of time at the gym without breaking a sweat, usually because he's more interested in being seen than working out.

Sure he spends all his free time at the gym, but he's still got nothing to show for it because he's such a driathlete.

by whylime December 24, 2008

dixtor

An eccentric disciple of Mana Sama. Usually dresses in dark visual kei/lolita clothing and heavy vk makeup.

i am a born again dixtor. my eyes are like new spheres that see the wonderful vivid colors of Mana. X3

by Saku Vrai August 2, 2008

Drist

1. To drist: A downward fluid-like motion of ones body. Opposite of Stristing.

2. A drist. Lovely locks of hair located in the sideburn area of a beautiful person's head.

1. Stop stristing, you're making me drist.

2. Check out that girl Emilie! I want to diddle her drists!

by meowlerie October 26, 2011

Drexting

Driving and Texting= drexting

Sorry for the bad spelling, I'm drexting.

by ReHabNurse August 17, 2014

Drift shit

Whilst taking a dump and the seat bolts are loose, you shift to the driver's side unexpectedly. You just completed an artful drift shit. Be mindful of your hangdown, cause excessive angle may result in guillotine style removal.

"Did you see that!?"

"Yeah, tight drift shit Bro!"

by BradFromTampa January 4, 2017