dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

Doof

a whore, a slut, and a bitch, but just a nicer way to say it
can also be said to animals as gross ugly or fat or stupid

ur such a doof
hey! that’s mean

by hoe ass bitch 🥵🖤 December 15, 2019

Doof

Penis flatulence. Like a "queef", air enters the shaft of the penis and is trapped until being forced out causing a pocket of air to be released.

I doofed in my girl friends mouth when she was giving me head.

by Axderka December 4, 2010

Doof

Another word for a vape

Bro can I have rip of your doof?

Let me schpank your doof

by Schpank August 31, 2021

doof

a cute idiot

aww you are such a doof

by redmohwak April 25, 2017

doof

doof is bumcrap

It smells like doof in here.

You look like absolute doof.

by rheb October 24, 2009

good doof

That one kid whos a doof but you like him as a doof so it's alright ,

John - "why are there toilets in the vape room "
Catherine - " you doof 😂"
John- "why am I a doof?"
Catherine -"dont worry your a good doof "

by Catherine gooset June 1, 2018