konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

Raw Dong

When a man has masturbated or had sex so much that his rocket has become sore and chaffed

Yo I can't see Suzi tonight, caz I gotta raw dong.

by Mistiquee June 21, 2009

Dong-Mah

An improper way of saying the Vietnamese swear word. Usually used by loud obnoxious people who don't know how to speak Vietnamese.

Hey you Dong-Mah!!!!!
*scores a goal "Dong-Mah!!!!!"

by KillaSlice June 15, 2017

dong-piece

a particularly large and droopy penis

The old man in the shower had a monster dong-piece

by Ted Mcgriff December 15, 2008

Dong Woo

som kid from new york
Dong Woo > you

Goo METS
aight ok peace

by Dong Woo March 6, 2005

Dong beetle

A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.

Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!

by Jimmy McGee February 9, 2009

double-dong

A dildo with a head of a penis on each side, most likely used in lesbian sex acts.

Hey Jen! Tonight can we ride the double dong????? I want to ride that mofo so TIGHT that I want our clits rubbing together!

by Nick Q September 15, 2005