Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.
by eggmeat June 11, 2006
Get the Doritos Carnitas mug.an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.
"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"
by Rosco1 October 18, 2011
Get the Dorito Eater mug.A ugly guy with no life that you may have liked before. He is definitely a nerd. He made a group called "The Math Kidz" he is so ugly.
by Basically its me March 4, 2018
Get the dorito head mug.person 1:i havent taken a shower in a week
person 2:congratulations
person 1:(takes off shoes)
person 2:damn i smell doritos
person 1:nah its just my dorito feet
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person 2:damn i smell doritos
person 1:nah its just my dorito feet
by up your moms cooch March 13, 2008
Get the dorito feet mug.When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020
Get the Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos mug.A reference to someone who is a complete idiot, jackass, or just plain dumb. Use when someone does or says something stupid.
Bobby- Dude Jimmy, what is road head?
Jimmy- Wow dude, what a fucking doit!
Shiquantamisha- Ya, that kid is dumb as shit.
Jimmy- Wow dude, what a fucking doit!
Shiquantamisha- Ya, that kid is dumb as shit.
by Sooper Nigger October 2, 2005
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The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009
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