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Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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A Divine Fantasy

Metal band from St. Paul, MN.
by A Divine Fantasy March 30, 2007
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darcilla divine

tossing salad, super star of the brooklyn steamer. full throttle, and more. rump shaker. booty queen, tommy the tickler.
Bend over i ll drive you miss darcilla divine.
by knukkles May 25, 2008
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Divine

to be hella godly or smth like that :))
man she hella divine

wtf david, watcha mean?

i mean godly, u uncultured swine
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Divination

Divination is the collective term for community members using the Divi WordPress Theme from Elegant Themes.
The Divination will take over Wordcamp this week
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Chodie Divins

A walking L, constantly takes L’s in basketball.

Nicknames: Chodie, Blowdie, Dickens
Chodie Divins. Blowdie Dickens.
by TownshitBasketball August 14, 2019
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