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Get the personality disorder mug.A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
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People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
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Do you want to come to the park?
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Anxiety Disorder mug.A disorder attributed to proper number 12. Symptoms include blue lips, hiding behind girls and cowarding. Nurmagomedov disorder has early onset’s, triggers for this disorder are, Dolly’s and tour buses, other triggers may be Irish people.
Oh no! Look at that fairy, he is doing a Nurmagomedov! he seems to suffer with Nurmagomedov disorder.
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Get the Nurmagomedov disorder mug.Gitt Disorder is a society disorder characterised by intrusive behaviour that produces venal egomania, apprehension and a sense of regret. Symptoms may include repetitive use of words such as 'Beautiful', 'Brilliant', 'Exactly' or 'Nice' whilst displaying overly energetic mannerisms such as erratic use of hand movements during a conversation (commonly referred to as 'The Gitt Reflex.')
1. 'Curb Your Enthusiasm... Brilliant, just brilliant.' This person displays Gitt Disorder for Curb Your Enthusiasm.
2. Sufferers of Gitt Disorder will usually broadcast their views over the internet.
3. Bono.
2. Sufferers of Gitt Disorder will usually broadcast their views over the internet.
3. Bono.
by GittDisorder November 1, 2010
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