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dickmatized

The act of associating any words, items or random thought with the love of dick; In a trance from the dick being so good.
Girl, his dick so good he got you dickmatized.
by DeannaM December 17, 2008
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Dicktater

1.) An individual with Political delusions of godhood and an aptitude for stultifying the public mentality.

2.) A President(usually but not necessarily male) with a penis resembling an over grown Idaho russet spud, who finds great glee in applying the fore mentioned member(with waxy petroleum lubrication) . To: Rednecks of any ethnic or racial persuasion who happen to mistake their wives for a hat. All persons who fill the description of "Yes Men" "Rah Rah" boys/girls or Latas (former word donated by W.S. Burroughs). Also, pore,pour,poor people, Who have not the intestinal fortitude to "get the f' out and vote", for an honest "Human Peoples" president.

3.) An over grown Idaho Russet Spud, used occasionally in lesbian or homosexual sex rituals. Usually, these are washed, sliced, JoJo fried and fed to Politicians as retribution. See: Dicktator1&2
1.) Momma, dat man has a Dicktaters tastes fo sho', you see what he done to them Arabian fellas and they oil feilds?

2.) "and then the bastard split me open like a woods beaver in loggin' season him with a Dicktater the size of an elephant tool."

3.) Individuals like the Bushes, Huseins, Bin Laudins, Pol Pots, Markos, Muselinis, Francos, Hitlers, and Gengis Khans, are all Dicktaters.
by Thomas B. Perry November 4, 2004
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dicktatorship

i word use by some one in power to let you know that your not gunna get your way
testa:::this is not a democracy this is a dicktatorship im the dick and your the tators
lineman:::AWWWW!!
by guice August 26, 2007
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Dickheater

Someone that aims to tease. Makes out they want it all, but when it comes to it they shy away and make excuses. Gets a thrill from teasing... but not giving.
"Lets go back to my place"
"Ermm, I cant tonight my dogs at home alone..."
*Urgh, what a Dickheater!*
by Miquel lover March 6, 2010
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dickhammer

To hit a golf ball with force.
Wow, I really dickhammered that ball.
by Crazyspe May 30, 2009
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Dicktator

A Dicktator is a penis shaped potato. usually this potato is abnormally long and resembles the male anatomy.
Haha look at that potato!! it looks like a dick
yeah i know its a Dicktator
by Openyourminthole June 21, 2012
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Dickmatized

Being deeply in love after having sex.
After having sex with Marlon, I have been dickmatized.
by Su Young March 31, 2017
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