Diabete sludge

When you get a piece of chocolate on your body

John: I'm about to die gemmie sugar

Brian : I don't have any shit you got it all over your body your fucking diabete sludge

John: fuck you

by Fuckerindapussy4 November 11, 2018

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

Reverse Diabetes

A.k.a. Insuline resistence. A sickness where your shit body gets fucking slow because movement.act is missing and slows its insuline speed to 4chan user mode. After a short while, you get fucking tired if you can't get any sugar. Once in an Hungarian year, you get a sort of an seizure/diabetic seizure. It's the worst. Also you gain a fuckton of kg. You have to move alot to shed some fucking kgs. If you have it (like me), then Good luck, you're fucked. Great fucking time.

-MeatWeed

(James) - Yo! Why are you 100 kg?
(Richard) - I have an Isuline Resistence
(James) - The fuck is that?
(Richard) - It's a Reverse Diabetes

by MeatWeed February 17, 2019

Diabetes

MCDONALDS

STOP EATING MCDONALDS YOUR GONNA GET DIABETES

by HVR2204_ May 31, 2018

Diabetic

When your best friend tells you about how they are stepping up their relationship together

Example: "DT told me he would take me on a road trip if i wanted to" said ZT to me.

Me: THATS DIABETIC

by bubblemilk June 3, 2018

diabetes V8

It’s you you probably don’t know you have it.. If you don’t know you’ve been living under a rock your whole life crying to yourself every night. Well now you know! You can share and brag to your friends and they will say wow! This is incredible! How did you find this? and you will show them this and then they will search it up and show their other friends.

Wow Diabetes V8 is so incredibly idiotic! No wonder why I didn’t tell my friends about this!

by WowLAMOCALIFORNIA November 7, 2019