Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.

"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."

by toastERER February 2, 2025

Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.

"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"

by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018

Diabetes Sausage

When you deep throat someone's dick and you think it tastes sweet

I deep throated my bf's dick and it tasted sweet, I think he has a Diabetes Sausage

by ThisIsSatan December 25, 2024

diabetes rage

Fat people with resting bitch face who need snacks for their low blood sugar

You could tell she had diabetes rage by the look on her face and the hunger in her eyes.

by Hyperheidi21 December 14, 2014

diabetic plunge

When due to your Diabetes everytime you pass urine it's in such large incriments that you push your pee stream as forcefully as possibly to save time and not become too bored peeing for minutes straight

Yo yo Brown: I gotta pee bro
Bobby: Oh shit man, we're going to miss the bus
Yo yo Brown: Don't worry bro, I'll just diabetic plunge!

by GribbySaysDaTruth June 29, 2016

Michael Diabetic

A fat pig that has no pther reason in life but to eat shit and keep his diabetic form. He is a fat piece of shit.

You're about as unhealthy as a Michael Diabetic.

by Golden Gloom 7412 May 24, 2018

Diabetic

When your best friend tells you about how they are stepping up their relationship together

Example: "DT told me he would take me on a road trip if i wanted to" said ZT to me.

Me: THATS DIABETIC

by bubblemilk June 3, 2018