by your best idiot April 18, 2010
Get the Eating Disordermug. by Dyljen June 22, 2011
Get the The SMB disordermug. 
What Bobby Knight has.
by Saints October 22, 2003
Get the personality disordermug. A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.
Do you want to come to the park?
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Anxiety Disordermug. A disorder attributed to proper number 12. Symptoms include blue lips, hiding behind girls and cowarding. Nurmagomedov disorder has early onset’s, triggers for this disorder are, Dolly’s and tour buses, other triggers may be Irish people.
Oh no! Look at that fairy, he is doing a Nurmagomedov! he seems to suffer with Nurmagomedov disorder.
by DoYouWantMyBaby October 3, 2018
Get the Nurmagomedov disordermug. An uncommon mental health disorder. Symptoms include:
Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.
Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.
Doctor: I’m sorry but your son has Vincent’s Disorder.
Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.
Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.
by James Patrick Benson November 25, 2019
Get the Vincent’s Disordermug.