Detroit Lions

An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.

The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.

by [e-mail] August 21, 2007

Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

Detroit Special

A common form of beating in Detroit, where a man or multiple men run up on a victim and vigorously slap his cheeks to incite intense pain within the buttocks region of the victim.

Issak stole a dollar from Eric, so Eric and his friends gave Issak the Detroit Special.

by Lilbwah February 15, 2017

detroit sunshine

This is the act of finishing up a Cleveland Steamer with a hearty golden shower, right in the center of the steamy mess, so it creates a little pool of pee.

She was so excited for the Cleveland Steamer but, Man, when I finished it up with the Detroit Sunshine, she just shit herself.

by Superduperpeeinpooper January 24, 2018

Detroit Blumpkin

When a couple is doing a sitting 69, the man takes a shit and the woman is on her period. (Obvious blumpkin + red wings reference)

That is the nastiest girl I know. She did a Detroit Blumpkin. Hell, and her boyfriend is almost as bad.

by The Rebecca Black Experience August 20, 2011

detroit iron

any muscle car from the 60s such as chevy pontiac ford dodge chrysler buick

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Detroit Slide

To exit directly from the left lane of the expressway at full speed without using the turn signal.

We were nearly killed by a driver who pulled a Detroit slide on I- 94.

by Bulletmagnet April 12, 2007