An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 17, 2007
The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?
LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
by Matt and Adam October 20, 2007
A common form of beating in Detroit, where a man or multiple men run up on a victim and vigorously slap his cheeks to incite intense pain within the buttocks region of the victim.
by Lilbwah February 15, 2017
This is the act of finishing up a Cleveland Steamer with a hearty golden shower, right in the center of the steamy mess, so it creates a little pool of pee.
She was so excited for the Cleveland Steamer but, Man, when I finished it up with the Detroit Sunshine, she just shit herself.
by Superduperpeeinpooper January 25, 2018
When a couple is doing a sitting 69, the man takes a shit and the woman is on her period. (Obvious blumpkin + red wings reference)
That is the nastiest girl I know. She did a Detroit Blumpkin. Hell, and her boyfriend is almost as bad.
by The Rebecca Black Experience August 16, 2011
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
by Bulletmagnet April 08, 2007