Derping

When your scared and coughing and the same time.

“Is it just me or is this man derping?”

by Holmes’sProtege December 3, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

derp

slang for a mixture of Molly, LSD, and a bump of Coke

Hey, Chad at The festival let's get derped up bro.

by ihatewalt November 5, 2020

Derpes

A sexually transmitted disease passed from retard to retard.

Dude, I think Marianna has Derpes. She did it with Manuel last night and he's a retard!

by bhumanjib8uh34 May 14, 2010

derp

A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

by Nebulious June 21, 2010