Turkish Derangement Syndrome

Or simply, TDS.

A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.

Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-

Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.

Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class

Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG

by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018

Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 29, 2018

McGee Derangement Syndrome

A mental dysfunction causing those detractors with schizophrenic fears and/or hateful thoughts and feelings about Johnson McGee to go unhinged. Abbreviated as MDS.

Herbert has been talking about Johnson McGee all day! I feel like he might be suffering from McGee Derangement Syndrome.

by Johnson McGee The Third April 12, 2021

Mittani Derangement Syndrome

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.

by Zabbara June 4, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

metallica deranged

someone who’s into really like aggressive music and got mentally ill from metal idk

bob: is jayden okay?
tim: no hes metallica deranged

by m0mlUv3r December 13, 2021

anthony defrancesco

anthony defrancesco is a very kind hearted person. they can either be super mean or super kind no in between. he falls for girls pretty easily but he doesn’t always fall for the right ones. he doesn’t give up easily when trying to get a girl but he gets a little too jealous of those girls. he is a very defending friend/lover to his close ones and will always be there for his close ones to defend them. he compliments you often and won’t stop complimenting you till you agree with him. he always comes back and misses you when you guys seperate. but in the end always finds someone new. he never actually gets over you, he just finds someone new. he can say very rude comments, and insult you all day. so be careful with that.

girl: anthony defrancesco is my crush
girl 2: i heard- he likes 5 different girls, but he treats everyone right.
girl: he treats me like a princess

girl 2: me too !

by Dandono January 31, 2022