Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

Dante

Big ass lips and look like a big black man

U niga got big lips, says to an dante

by Dantlover69 April 11, 2023

dante pryor

The most goofy ass MF you could ever meet this dumb MF doesn't even deserve to be on earth he should be burning in the pits of hell to forever be tortured by his mistakes he has made in his life
like this man is one McDonald's sprite away from a stroke

jimmy: Hey do you have Dante Pryor as your teacher?
Bob: yes, an trust me you don't want him as a teacher he mentally drains me every fucking day.

by Unkown1 December 13, 2023

Dante D'angelo'd

Ripped off, played, scammed

Emily-"dude my shirt is taking forever to come in the mail."
Isabella-"you probably got Dante D'angelo'd"
Emily-"what?"

by user 2123456543212345 August 3, 2017

Dante Kise

Black

Dante Kise gonna steal ya Jordans.

by er hgwerlkjg February 26, 2019

Dante's Inferno

Putting ghost pepper extract on your dick and receiving oral sex afterwards.

Yo, I got the SICKEST Dante's Inferno from this chick last night.

by WhereYoGradesAt? July 18, 2018

Dante Special

An extremely quick shower, or a fake shower.

Hope just took a Dante special, she still smells, and her wash cloth is still dry....

by PhlappyPatty January 31, 2019