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Grooming the Great Dane

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009
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Dabney

One possessing an immense capacity to charm, lure, and rule over the opposite sex.
The one known as Dabney did nothing to provoke every single woman that had ever laid eyes on him to desire to become his personal slave, but he had grown accustomed to it...
by Basie Jane February 3, 2010
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Dane Job

A sexual act of questionable nature (thats never the same twice) performed by Dane Robbins of Bloomington IL or Trained Professional Dane Job Giver (TPDJG). The highlights of this act are his sexy right hand and onion booty. Known as a DJ.
"Dude Dane gave Michael a Dane Job last night"
by TPDJG #3 January 11, 2008
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Dancy

The most amazing girl in the world. Everything about her is perfect. She is true beauty. She knows what to say to cheer you up. She blows my mind with her good looks. She leaves you breathless. She is everything anyone could ever ask for in a girl.... She's simply indescribable.
Dancy is everything.
by Seannnnnn :) February 24, 2010
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Daleys

Pronounced "dailies" but always spelt with the word Dale at the front due to its origin in the town of Rochdale UK.
A Daley is a resident of aforementioned town who has risen high enough through the complex and enigmatic social structure of the town to gain admittance to Spotland Stadium.
Those who have obtained this privilege account for 0.1% of the towns population and are considered the elite of the town.

Daleys contribute to the majority of all social function within the town, they have the power to make or break the towns local council, they can take control of any piece of land at will and have infiltrated all political structures of town, they also do a great service to the township and are the first port of call when difficulties arise.
All Daleys carry the secondary title of "The Pie King's" for they have cultivated Britain's greatest pie from within their Spotland fortress, it is exceedingly good.

The Daleys have fallen on hard times economically, yet their sporting investments are beginning to flourish much to the envy of their next door rivals, the Buckets of Gigg lane, since their glory days ended some time before the last ice age, the Buckets have held a grudge against the Daleys and their incredible success story for may years now.

The King Keith is a notable Daley, his guile and cunning has been the bane of many a Bucket, King Keith has been hailed as the best Daley King for many a decade.
Bucket 1 : I was attacked by a geet band of rabbit Daleys yesterday as I strode through Heywood

Bucket 2 : Oh no my lad, if you was being bish bash beaten by a Daley, you would be floating up to the geet Gigg in the sky young fella me lad.

Bucket 1 : So who did beat me yon Saturday?

Bucket 2 : Would be the local Hey-woodsmen, I they did bite you, you must drink bleach to avoid mushroom growth on your nose and fingers.
by ThePhantomPuppeteer November 21, 2009
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Dane

The hottest guy that is ever to live. A genius on the keys and has a God like singing voice, one that everyone wants to hear in bed. He has the most piercing eyes you will ever see, he captivates your attention and his gaze looks sexual without even trying. He is hot but doesn't know it, so he is humble about his looks. He is mysterious. He has the best smile, a hotttttt smile, and he has nice clean white teeth, and perfect lips. You wouldn't expect it because of how hot he is there has to be some flaw right? maybe a small dick? No.. he has a huge dick and fucks good. He also has a hot cum face. He has curly darker hair and always smells good. He is creative, musically talented, deep, and funny, he likes to make people laugh. He cares about his body and looking good. Girls of all races, sizes, and personalities are turned on by Dane. He is a good communicator and has good social skills which makes him even more attractive. He is also loyal, which is rare with the type of breed he is. He runs his friend group and looks out for everyone else. Dane is the guy everyone wants to be with, girls and guys.
Do you know Dane?

Oh ya! That hot guy that has a big dick!! I wanted to get with him but he is taken and soooo loyal

I know! That makes him even more attractive..

I want a Dane of my own.

Me too girl.
by quack190 April 15, 2021
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Dane Cook

a celebrity, mostly despised, with a mostly juvenile fan base and doomed to have his fame move down an endless slide into irrelevance as he grows older.

Also, a celebrity who's fame will quickly die after his prime and thus become a sad, punch-line version of himself.
Dude, I saw Andrew Dice Clay last night. It was so sad. He's almost as bad now as Dane Cook.
by sketto July 29, 2012
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