The U.S. wasn't sure what to do with the Dakota Territory, so they split it into two sections. Cold, and colder. (South Dakota, North Dakota) North Dakota has now become the U.S.'s storage cabinet for Nuclear Missiles. Other than that, It's flat.
Unintelligient being: "Why don't we sell North Dakota to Canada or something?"
Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes."
SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C:
Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes."
SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C:
by OneOfTheFewNorthDakotansLeft March 27, 2011
Get the North Dakotamug. See also: nuclear proliferation
Would have dominated world politics had it seceded from the United States during the Cold War because of it's highly concentrated amount of nuclear weapons in such a small area.
Would have dominated world politics had it seceded from the United States during the Cold War because of it's highly concentrated amount of nuclear weapons in such a small area.
Russian Official in Moscow informing his peers: Comrades, North Dakota has seceded from the United States. We must establish political connections and negotiate an embassy in Bismark. If they side with Mother Russia, surely the United States will fall.
by -Confidential- October 10, 2004
Get the North Dakotamug. by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019
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Ps: Be careful of his eyes, they can turn you on in a second, and make you wetter than any other guy.
(Fuck you Steve Jones)
Dakota (here) means: Stitcher. He will pick you up and stitch you back together if you are hurt. If anyone else hurts you, he will knock them down without hesitation. His love is endless, even if it means that he will get hurt.
Dakotas are usually very masculine and loves physcial contact. He will touch you so softly it will feel like feathers, and it will drive any girl insane. Dakota is seen as a good kisser, but an even better licker. His favorite sexual position is Doggy Style, but he would also love getting ridden.
Dakotas are often sadists, but want a girl to feel pleasured.
If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then you will be safe and comforted. He knows your struggles and he knows when you are hurting. Your eyes will show him all the information he needs. Dakota will never let you go, no matter how much pain he will be left in. If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then know that he loves you with all of his heart, because Dakota is an intelligent, caring and loving guy.
Ps: Be careful of his eyes, they can turn you on in a second, and make you wetter than any other guy.
(Fuck you Steve Jones)
by Felicianne Dina 543 October 23, 2019
Get the Dakota (guy)mug. by banana oil April 10, 2012
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