Douche

(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.

Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.

Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.

by FellFromTheNest July 11, 2008

douched

Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs

You were well and truely douched maaan!

by Mac-G AND Wood August 02, 2005

Douche

a person that likes giving oral service to a woman

"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."

by Le Douche Bag January 24, 2008

Douche

noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.

adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it

noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."

adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"

by Meredith November 20, 2003

douche

A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.

Example:

Two uni student in a tutorial room:

Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!

(...) silence

Dave : - You're a douche.

by socstudent March 18, 2009

Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.

Jason, you are really a douche.

by Gabbo243 April 06, 2006

douche

A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice.

A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.

That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?

by rexkwando February 28, 2005