aqua dong

The shrinkage that occurs to the male genitalia during water-based activities - most noticable when exiting the water.

Related condition is whiskey dick.

Everyone laughed at John when he exited the pool - but he tried to explain it was merely a case of aqua dong.

by Andy Stoneberg June 26, 2008

King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

Raw Dong

When a man has masturbated or had sex so much that his rocket has become sore and chaffed

Yo I can't see Suzi tonight, caz I gotta raw dong.

by Mistiquee June 21, 2009

dong-piece

a particularly large and droopy penis

The old man in the shower had a monster dong-piece

by Ted Mcgriff December 15, 2008

Dong Woo

som kid from new york
Dong Woo > you

Goo METS
aight ok peace

by Dong Woo March 6, 2005

Dong beetle

A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.

Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!

by Jimmy McGee February 9, 2009

double-dong

A dildo with a head of a penis on each side, most likely used in lesbian sex acts.

Hey Jen! Tonight can we ride the double dong????? I want to ride that mofo so TIGHT that I want our clits rubbing together!

by Nick Q September 15, 2005