dixterity

The dexterity of a penis. Usually spoken of while soft.

Mike:"A softy is good for nothing except peeing and slappin' hoes."
Joe:"I think a woody is better for slapping."
Mike:"No, not nearly enough dixterity."

by jester8930 October 6, 2011

dilver

another word for gronk, retard, gimp. It can be thrown around as a general insult

Oh my god, stop being such a dilver.

errr you dilver

f*** off dilver

by Tort_MS February 9, 2009

dinterview

when taken out on a dinner while also being interviewed

that big company asked me if i wanted to go to applebees for my dinterview

by the famous jet jackson January 15, 2011

Dilder

A funny way to call your friends stupid. Or a kind of country slang

Get over your you dumb dilder!

by Country Kid 98 April 29, 2019

Wildo dilderson

Wildo dilderson is gay asf

Wildo dilderson is a gay ass faggot

by Big dick ass December 21, 2019

Dilbert

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.

Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.

Whose Dilbert?

That retarded dollar store mop!

by Ashley and Tori May 29, 2007

Dirter Dirter

Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.

Must be spoken i a thick Bristolian accent:

"Aaww she's a right Dirty Dirter that one, i bet she'd let you put it any where!"

"AAwwwwww I porked some right dirter dirterson 'larst' night"

Girl: <looks up at you whilst performing fellatio>

Guy: "You Dirty Dirter you"

by Not a Bistolian October 17, 2008