Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

mr. decorum

the one friend you CANNOT get 'down and dirty' with! who will make you stop your prattle when the subject gets too GRAPHIC! -you always remain slightly 'hurt' because you've just gotten to the 'good part'

...and then the puke spewed out of my mouth and into the fan...-STOP!!- thats' enough!, i've heard enough!! -sure!, you bet!, mr decorum

jeff is mr. decorum!, he made me stop just about the time i was describing the best part of the party!!

when i was describing the 'flume' of puke, mr. decorum couldn't handle it!

i had just puked, and was drunkenly looking at my crab nebula puke puddle when...-STOP!!- sure thing, mr.decorum!!

by michael foolsley December 6, 2011

Devious Decorum

A group of elite spaceship pilots who enjoy circle jerking in pods and running away. Owners of the fabled "Rape Train"

Devious Decorum are a bunch of pussy bitches

by CapnT1223 November 11, 2010

Decore

A Decore is performed when a Male ejaculates his seminal fluids into the hair of his female partner, who proceeds to vigorously rub the semen through her hair as though she is starring in the famous Decore shampoo TV add

I was sick of giving Abraham Lincolns so I gave her the Decore treatment

by Micky the V October 19, 2010

decorate

Drinking during the holiday season.

At Thanksgiving this year the adults said we are going to "D" and Cook all day, "D" meaning drink, the 7yr old child says, "I want to Decorate too! "D" means Decorate right??" And a new cover ID was born.

So let's get decorated this holiday season.

"Let's decorate!"

I have been decorating since noon!

"I'm officially decorated..."

by IrishSmalls November 28, 2010

decrapify

to decipher, make sense of, or explain the truth behind any statement or explanation which has been blown out of proportion to the extent of being B.S.

When Bob told me all about the hot girls at his birthday party, Jesse had to decrapify the fact that they were Bob's cousins.

by Captain Phantasm February 26, 2013

Decartheridge

A cist-like pimple that grows over the pee-hole

Glenn wasnt much into condoms, so he never cleaned himself and soon he achieved a nasty decartheridge and was pleased with his new found birth control method.

by Se7en November 16, 2006