Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
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