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Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
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Cumblecock

A dick that becomes shy after ejaculation.
He has a cumblecock; little things disappears after cumming.
by FabulousIl$3 October 22, 2018
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Cummesthyism

An old English word for the study of nut.
I’m pursuing a degree in cummesthyism.
by Luigi_is_thicc December 4, 2018
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Cumbleberry

Cumbleberry: When your girlfriend goes out and gets another mans load shot in her. and tries to clean up with toilet paper and comes home and you eat her out and you get a mouth full of cumbleberries.
by PW Stuff n Puff January 4, 2019
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cumdle

when you are horny but want cuddles
Dytto could use a good and long cumdle right about now.
by haveintegrity April 24, 2019
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cummerstuck

An orgasm that never ends.
Those people in the mental ward seem to be cummerstuck.
by wilso024 September 27, 2019
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cumment mixer

When you take a load of cum in your mouth and follow it with a shot of lemon juice, mixing it up by shaking your head vigorously from side to side, before swallowing it.
Johnny took a hot cumment mixer off of Tanner tonight....he started to gag when the lemon juice curdled the cum in his mouth, but then swallowed it down like a champ.
by Tittsmcgee October 5, 2019
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