Guy 1: Look
dude, i don't know how to tell you this, so i'm just gonna tell you. I ducked you
girlfriend.
Guy 2: I know, i was watching you two from the closet. By the way, you might wanna buy another jacket.
Guy 1:
DUDE, YOU CUMMED ON MY JACKET?!
Guy 2: Sorry, it was the first thing i saw!
Guy 1: My birthday is tomorrow, either you give me a new jacket, or say goodbye to your face. Fucking cuck.
Example 2: Onision