Cuban Trampoline

A Cuban trampoline is a very specific type of individual (usually extremely awesome and attractive) who can only be spotted by old, drunk, Irish men. Once visible, the Irish men are so taken back by the mere presence of the person that they can only be described as a Cuban trampoline. (Note: On June 25th, 2008 there was the first and only sighting of a Cuban trampoline in a bar in New York City)

"Ya look like a Cuban trampoline there boy! Haa Haa Haa"

by Old Irish Guy June 26, 2008

cuban bath

When a cuban or other refugee jumps off from the boat or raft to swim the last 1/4 mile to get to the U.S.

yo,that guy just had a cuban bath,and now he is on his way to Krome ave.

by mansil September 5, 2008

The Cuban Link

A sexual act where you put four fingers in a vagina and the thumb in the ass. Once in you press aginst the vaginial and anal wall making a clapse.

I hand this female by the cuban link last night!

by MrBagel June 30, 2022

Cuban Cigar

A sex position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire.

Harold: Hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?

Tara: Never heard of it.

Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire

Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

by chekouthatredbul November 4, 2008

Cuban Link

A Emcee born in Cuba,Habana in a town called Puerta Cerrada literally translating to locked doors. He came to America during the El Mariel boat lift in 1981 at the age of 6. He moved to the Bronx at 9 and was put in bilingual classes in which he learned english. He was a former member of Terror Squad with Fat Joe, Big Pun and Triple Seis. He and Big Pun were very close and once Pun passed away Fat Joe sliced Cuban Link in Jimmy's in the Bronx at Angie Martinez's Album Release Party. After that, the two have had beef and Fat Joe has gone out of his way to make sure Cuban Link does not succeed. Cuban Link's debut album 24k was unreleased because of Fat Joe refusing to produce it in Terror Squad. Cuban Link has continued to aspire as an artist rapping in both spanish and english. He continues to help move along the latino movement into rap and living up Big Pun's legacy. He currently resides in the Bronx,NY.

Songs by Cuban Link
No te Culpare ft Tego Caledron
Hey Mama
Letter to Pun
Flowers For the Dead
Scandalous ft Don Omar
Dame un Beso

by amorparacuba October 18, 2008

cuban doll

Cuban Doll is a female gangsta rapper from Dallas, Texas or Oak Cliff. She is good friends with Molly Brazy from Detroit, Michigan -- who is also a female gangsta rapper. I wish I could meet them someday.

I had a crush on Cuban Doll.

by Big Daddy Hustler February 11, 2021

Cuban Shower

The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.

Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!

by CubanShowers December 29, 2008